A Super Story About Butt in the Club

26 12 2009

Get back at me after this.
party’s got me feeling tips.eee- you just see me trip?
over that girl tryin to tip?
walked up to bar asked her “who are
you girl I just like your lips”
she said “ooo I think you’re cute guy,
come up here and touch my tits”
“alright alright I’ll be right there” but when I grabbed chair I missed
lookin like a dummy I said “hold up honey I just slipped”
she zipped up her jacket told me “that’s it. I’m over it”
“well that’s ok cause I’m too drunk to fuck anyway- miss!”
I get back. to crib and find it pitch black. how weird is this?
I left that. light on in my bedroom now it’s dark as shit
oh well. I stumble into bed then something grabs my dick
I flip on the light and see the booty of that one club chick!!!
This is where it all went down that crazy Friday night





Anpanman!!

10 02 2009

Fight for justice..yes yes  he must !

It’s Anpanman out of the dust…

Yatta!

Yatta!





The Love of Littles

7 01 2009

the cutest pimp





the one the only…Slick Rick

3 01 2009
chains for days..he amaze

chains for days..he amaze

where oh where

is the slickest one?

seems he left us

now he finished son?

come back to rule

over these wicked ones

who think they’re the shit

but are misfit bums





The power of showers

13 12 2008

They have been known, to be the best thing at home.

Warm on back, and warm on dome. 

Oh so squeaky oh so clean. Showers please me nah mean?

 

Soo nice...Soo nice...Shower ev-er-ee night

Soo nice...Soo nice...Shower ev-er-ee night





“Hemp! It puts a smile in your pile.”

27 10 2008

 

 

Nutritiously Deliciouswee!

Nutritiously Deliciouswee!

 

 

 

Ever since my very first taste

I want to chew it every day.

Hemp makes bad things go away,

So eat it now with no delay!

Yaay yum, in your tum,

Haay mum, give me some!

 

read the labels

read the labels

 

 

don’t worry it wont get you high





Happy Happy Joy Joy

20 10 2008

This is a great thing to say, out loud with it’s time to play! Make the happy mountain smile more, with funny simple jokes or, silly clever metaphors……….

 

This is the silliest mountain range Neo has ever hiked, he likes!

This is the silliest mountain range Neo has ever hiked, he likes!

 

 

Do any rens chirp outside your windows?

Does MC Ren smoke hella chronic indo?

Well Snoop(y) likes birds, even though his ears are floppily absurd.

These lines are completely shrouded in secrecy…so frequently, come peep with me… the beauty of happy speech .

Or at least breathe..and release worries!

"Cheese please"





Love of Smiles

18 10 2008

As the late great Tich Nhat Hanh has said, “Put a smile on your head”

Or at least your face, but either place is great to feel the joy life brings.  Isn’t it magic when you see someone happy!!  It’s like rainbows are shooting out of their mouths no doubt

Notice the difference between smiley's and non smiley's, jeesh

Notice the difference between smiley's and non smiley, jeesh.





Bubblelicious!

17 10 2008

 

Satisfying Strawberry Splash, So Silly

Satisfying Strawberry Splash, So Scrumptious.

Whatever happened to whatever was so chewy and yummy in your tummy, if you accidently swallowed it. Bubbles are good, just know you shouldn’t pop them in persons places unless permission is provided or if they look like this it’s ok too…

Sweat is allowed!





This is naked time!

4 10 2008

Hmm, Neo doesn’t know how to post this movie no.  So instead he placed link so don’t be distressed, think about how this will bring you happiness. It will it will I know it it it. . . !

http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2008/06/11

 

love. baked. naked. like.

love. baked. naked. like.