Get back at me after this.
party’s got me feeling tips.eee- you just see me trip?
over that girl tryin to tip?
walked up to bar asked her “who are
you girl I just like your lips”
she said “ooo I think you’re cute guy,
come up here and touch my tits”
“alright alright I’ll be right there” but when I grabbed chair I missed
lookin like a dummy I said “hold up honey I just slipped”
she zipped up her jacket told me “that’s it. I’m over it”
“well that’s ok cause I’m too drunk to fuck anyway- miss!”
I get back. to crib and find it pitch black. how weird is this?
I left that. light on in my bedroom now it’s dark as shit
oh well. I stumble into bed then something grabs my dick
I flip on the light and see the booty of that one club chick!!!

A Super Story About Butt in the Club
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Anpanman!!
10 02 2009Fight for justice..yes yes he must !
It’s Anpanman out of the dust…

Yatta!
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The Love of Littles
7 01 2009
the cutest pimp
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the one the only…Slick Rick
3 01 2009
chains for days..he amaze
where oh where
is the slickest one?
seems he left us
now he finished son?
come back to rule
over these wicked ones
who think they’re the shit
but are misfit bums
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The power of showers
13 12 2008They have been known, to be the best thing at home.
Warm on back, and warm on dome.
Oh so squeaky oh so clean. Showers please me nah mean?

Soo nice...Soo nice...Shower ev-er-ee night
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Happy Happy Joy Joy
20 10 2008This is a great thing to say, out loud with it’s time to play! Make the happy mountain smile more, with funny simple jokes or, silly clever metaphors……….
Do any rens chirp outside your windows?
Does MC Ren smoke hella chronic indo?
Well Snoop(y) likes birds, even though his ears are floppily absurd.
These lines are completely shrouded in secrecy…so frequently, come peep with me… the beauty of happy speech .
Or at least breathe..and release worries!
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Love of Smiles
18 10 2008As the late great Tich Nhat Hanh has said, “Put a smile on your head”
Or at least your face, but either place is great to feel the joy life brings. Isn’t it magic when you see someone happy!! It’s like rainbows are shooting out of their mouths no doubt
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Bubblelicious!
17 10 2008
Whatever happened to whatever was so chewy and yummy in your tummy, if you accidently swallowed it. Bubbles are good, just know you shouldn’t pop them in persons places unless permission is provided or if they look like this it’s ok too…
Sweat is allowed!
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